Carrot Juice: Archive

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Good Night Tumblr! I'm going to go crawl in bed,...

SWEET DREAMS GUY!!!!!!!!! PEACE OUT GIRL SCOUT!!!!

Dec 1st

Giving My Cousin Head in 8th Grade

lungspaperfrail: mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is giving my cousin head in 8th grade. I never even knew he was my cousin until after this happened. My parents always just referred to him as a “family friend.” Now that I know his relation to me I am completely disgusted by what happened. [Female, 17]

Dec 1st

I'm starting yo enjoy saying "you filthy slut" a...

Dec 1st

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fxckptsd-deactivated20101202-de asked: I feel disgusting, - I assure you, you are not.
Unloved - but dear, i love you.
Worthless - you're worth a trillion dollars to me.
Ugly - you could never be. ever. your absolutely adorable.
Gross - this can't be, it just isnt possible,
Unattractive - you are the most beautiful woman ever.
Repulsive - this just isn't true.
Stupid - i...

Dec 1st

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I feel disgusting, Unloved Worthless Ugly Fowl Gross Unattractive Repulsive Stupid Alone Helpess Sad Emberassing Insecure Scared

Dec 1st

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Dec 1st

omgomgomgomgomgomgomg Dylan this just made me so...

Dec 1st

NO SHAVE NOVEMBER!!!

agustinlara: This is the best I could do. My phone literally just broke and my room hardly has any light.

Dec 1st

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i wouldn't trust myself with a gun.

bahahah so true.

Nov 30th

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TMI Tuesday

kalinmariee18: Put things in my ask Dirty Nice Cute Anything you want. I need someone to make me feel better too.

Nov 30th

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FACEBOOK. →

Nov 30th

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MI LIFE IS OFFICALY COMPLETE JUST MAD A HOMEMADE...

Be jealous. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :}

Nov 30th

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A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next...

toyneo: lmao got your ass stupid bitch! (via m1llion) DAMMM STRAIGHT!!!!!!! Fuck that old lady.

Nov 30th

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fxckptsd-deactivated20101202-de asked: hey you told me to get on tumblr, here i am miss.

Nov 30th

lesb1an asked: http://youarelovely.co.uk/

Nov 30th

space-cat-deactivated20110517-d asked: Oh wow, thank you so much! You are so sweet :D. Your blog is pretty wonderful also!!

Nov 30th

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Anonymous asked: whats above you? (RIGHT NOW)

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Write a long stry on how youd fuck me ;]

Nov 30th

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doctorawkward asked: Hey you :3 thought I would say hi with a clear head, just to prove I'm not always as dumb as a bag of bricks. Hi!

Nov 30th

so im on the phone right now with this girl right.

Me: ewww why is there half naked men on my dashboard, i don’t want to see that. GIrl: there is a half naked man on your desktop? thats weird. Me: no there is a had naked man on dashboard. Girl: wait why are you in a car? Me: umm huh? im not in a car. Girl: but you said you had half naked man on your dashboard. Me: BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH she obviously doesn’t know...

Nov 30th

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